Hurricane Helene

A prayer for Asheville, one year after Helene

We're still reeling. Let me help.

Oct 22, 2025 • John Shore

From Asheville: GOOD water this time

Also: a full accounting of the money you trusted me with

Nov 19, 2024 • John Shore

The help you gave

Here's how we've spent your money so far

Nov 2, 2024 • John Shore

I just wanted to point at your dick

I forgot how to socialize. Again.

Oct 19, 2024 • John Shore

From Asheville: Thanks for the $$$, suckeeeers!

I don't know what's wrong with my wife.

Oct 14, 2024 • John Shore

From Asheville: You have no idea

I didn't either. I still don't. And I never will. None of us will.

Oct 12, 2024 • John Shore

Dateline, Asheville: Day 11 of Life After Helene

I have seen the light

Oct 8, 2024 • John Shore

Dateline, Asheville. Breaking News: Romance Ends When Crapping in Buckets Begins

Kill me. Kill me now.

Oct 5, 2024 • John Shore

From Asheville, NC, Part 2: Living Large

We're so lucky. My fever didn't return. We've got 5-gal. bottles of water, a nearly fully propane tank, a grill, and half a bathtub of water for the…

Oct 4, 2024 • John Shore

From Asheville, with love (and some fear)

My wife and I are okay. So many aren't, of course. What happened here isn't imaginable.

Oct 1, 2024 • John Shore

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