Archive - A Shore Thing

Please don't murder me

Jul 1 •

March 2025

I'm not leaving

Mar 9

My Wife Chose My Death

I mean, you think you know a person

Mar 2 •

January 2025

When I almost killed the most famous lawyer in America

And why Alan Watts never forgot me

Jan 16 •

December 2024

On the Road with Snicklefritz

Plus the hottest book cover EVER.

Dec 7, 2024 •

November 2024

Not dead, not swept away

This year my Thanksgiving cup runneth over

Nov 28, 2024 •

From Asheville: GOOD water this time

Also: a full accounting of the money you trusted me with

Nov 19, 2024 •

We won!! We—oh wait

What just happened?

Nov 6, 2024 •

Voting today for the first time ever

My wife sure picked a doozy to start with

Nov 5, 2024 •

The help you gave

Here's how we've spent your money so far

Nov 2, 2024 •

October 2024

Dateline, Asheville: What Home Depot is Doing

Sure caught me by surprise

Oct 28, 2024 •

I just wanted to point at your dick

I forgot how to socialize. Again.

Oct 19, 2024 •

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